Joe’s Mac Attack Sauce

Ok, Mcdonalds is the most popular restaurant in the world. This isn’t an opinion, it’s a fact. It just boggles the mind that a place bigmacattacksauceselling that kind of stuff can be worth billions, but sure enough, the fatties pile in daily. The key isn’t in the burger, its in the condiments. The best thing about Mcdonalds (other than the fries, duh) is the sweet and sour nugget sauce and the special sauce they slather on the big mac. Well, my Mac Attack Sauce is based on that and I think is very close to the real deal. This sauce fucking rocks! It goes great on burgers naturally, but it goes just as well as a fry dip, on sandwiches, and even on nipples. Yeah, that’s right, this stuff makes a great sex condiment, but for topical use only. Consider yourself warned, get any of this in any spots a doctor needs a flashlight to see and you will end up with an infection like those pictures they showed you in sex education to scare you off, trust me, been there done that.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup miracle whip
  • 1/3 cup sweet relish
  • 1/4 cup french dressing
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon minced onion

Directions so easy even a cave man, or a Steelers fan, can do it!

  1. Dump everything into a bowl
  2. Let it sit in the fridge for at least an hour so everything mingles nicey nice
  3. Slather it on anything you think this might work with and enjoy!

I like to keep a squirt bottle of this stuff in my fridge for sandwiches and impromptu “9 1/2 Weeks” moments.

Meet the Author

TailgateJoe

Joe "TailgateJoe" Maino is one of the country's foremost authorities on tailgating and NFL fandom, BBQ, grilling, and all forms of live fire cooking. Starting out over 20 years ago as the tailgate organizer for his group of friends on gameday where he quickly developed a passion. Joe formed TailgateJoe in 2009 to share his love of the Jets, NFL fandom, and live fire cooking with others, and now hosts thousands of guests each season as well as providing catering and event hosting for select corporations and high end events. Joe is always available to talk BBQ and live fire cooking gadgets and techniques, the Jets, and NFL fandom as an expert in the field.

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